Written in the stars

I always read the stars in the daily newspaper, usually the free Metro newspaper. I do have a slight issue with them,  as they normally read "luck is the number 10" or "don't take chances today" It is usually nonsensical garbage, real vague but I read them anyway and see if they hold the slightest resemblance or relevance to my life.

I sat down for my lunch today and as per normal I enjoy a leisurely read of the Metro newspaper from front to back cover. I get to the stars page, glance down to Aquarius, start reading and almost choke on my sandwich. I don't know if they had a guest astrologist writing; and that guest astrologist kind of knew me, but... well enough said; just read.

Listening to: Kings Of Leon - Only By The Night (Vinyl)